Just a quick set up: My boyfriend, who we'll call Tony, doesn't like having his picture taken or me blogging about anything to do with him. He's a
paranoid private person. Thus, he's drawn with a triangle head.
This story does involve him. In my defense, it's about zombie/vampire confusion, so how am NOT supposed to blog about it?
Tony: All die in sunlight.
Me: That's vamps love.
Tony: I thought zombies too. I know zombies are slow.
Me: They are slow, but sunlight has no effect on them. Otherwise we would not need to fear a zombie apocalypse. Being them would be as easy as hunkering down for the night. Unless you live in Washington. Those northerners are screwed.
|Conversation prompted me to make this picture. Sorry it's hard|
to read, the program makes me draw my letters instead of typing them.